orismology

MAKE OUT LIKE YOU NEVER SIGNALLED AND DIDN’T SHOULDER CHECK
AND I DON’T REALLY SPEED THAT MUCH
BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS 

(Source: pat-attack, via beaugiles)

“you see something ? nah.. me neither”

How do we make sure no-one steals the security cameras?

Better put up more security cameras. 

nouspartons:

I have another titled “Thing I should not have said”

(Source: blue-boho)

tarale:

epic4chan:

Going to Australia  画

I am sure I have reblogged this before, but fuck it.

It’s not that bad! I promis—- oh crap, keyboard crab…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

This sign needs to be in every store in the world. EVERY SINGLE ONE!

(via adamd)

Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.

(Source: theoriginalsettler, via adamd)